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suicide note

if you're a really good friend of mine, online or offline, you probably know that i have this alter-ego named mr sukaleyt. i blogged under his name, created a friendster account for this person, and invented things using sukaleyt's ideas. yeah, i invented things. like the DreamRecorder, for example.

if you're interested to see the friendster account, go here.

this sukaleyt guy, which is also me and not a boyfriend, writes in english with wrong grammar. no, it's not natural for me to have awful grammar. i mean, i take pride on my grammar skills. really. call me boastful, but i really do. it's one thing that im confident about. just dont mind my punctuation markss when i blog. i dont use puctuation marks when blogging.

anyway, so with sukaleyt writing i use wrong grammar. thats what my professor in Humanities1 asked us to do. have you ever heard of this quote:

this is a crazy planets!!!!
-Pepsi Paloma


yep. she wrote it in her suicide note. thats when our hum1 prof asked us to write a suicide note using that 'kind of language'. meaning, we have to intentionally make our grammar wrong. so there, i wrote mine like this:

to whom it may concerned,

now i am been in my room. my feelings is really bad and i do not liked to breath anymore again. i am sick and tiring of my existing in this earth. everybody are bad to me and they dont know how much it hearts my feel. my beast friend that i thought whom loves me is killing me but i dont know. im not liking these kind of life. i want my end of breathe, but nobody kill me anyways.....

i want to suicides this momentum. pearwell to everybody. im knowing that nobody even liked me, so im just die. im just die so youre not bothering by me anymore any longer again. goodbye to anybody. im loved you mommy! i am tie my neck now! bye!

love, chiui dela cruz.


id appreciate it if you give me a round of applause. haha..but i like my one of my classmate's suicide note better. i didnt memorize each line that made me laugh, though. it's just freakishly hilarious.

there you go. im gonna be away again. :( im leaving tomorrow. im staying at the heck of a boring dorm again.

by the way, welcome Jamer Caparas. welcome to our Youth Group! :]

what else..hm..im trying to bloghop and return all comments. forgive me if i fail to visit yours! it's just that busyness again. i want space! haha.. i told you, college is my lover. ewww...he's not even my type. haha..

i have to make this post extremely long. so that it will be good for one week. haha. okay ill just tell you a story that i heard from my prof in NaSc2.

she said that the Japanese dug 3000 meters from the ground and saw wires and cables. they believe that their ancestors already used telephones way long before it was said to be invented. then the Americans dug 5000 meters from the ground. they also found wires and cables like that, but they believe that their ancestors used telephones 1000 years earlier than the Japanese. finally the Filipinos dug 8000 meters, but they didnt find any. they believe that their ancestors were already using wireless connection long before!

that made me laugh. i even took notes! haha.. what a joke. :]

oh wait..im pretty sure ive done all my assignments. *sigh* i hate this kind of studying. no laptop, no grade. kidding. its just so hard to follow the lessons without the precious internet. oh well. i have to wait.

so..until here. :] i miss you guys. take care and have fun! have a frustratingly beautiful life. haha. :] keep in touch with God.

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